THE BUZZ
Meet Chris Young
It's that time of year when all of the freaks come out of the wood work to run for office. This is Chris Young, who looks an awful lot like Chris Farley and he's running for Mayor of Providence, Rhode Island. He would like to sing you a song. This is great! The host does a nice job recovering too. ...Read More
Hayden Panettiere Pops Champagne
Hayden (the Cheerleader from Heroes) pops champagne. That is all! ...Read More
Basil Marceaux...Governor for a new generation
As heard on Shut Up & Rock Mornings, meet Basil Marceaux, the most awesome, next generation of Governor for Tennessee. It's like Boomhower from "King of the Hill" and Wilford Bremley got drunk and had a child...We don't usually vote, but this is a reason to work the poll... ...Read More
Black Diamond Skye Tour
Yet another amazing tour! This one featurs Alice in Chains, Deftones and Mastodon. Talk about a killer tour! The tour kicks off 9/16 in Chicago and wraps up 10/16 in Las Vegas. Dates are still being added. ...Read More
Saints Cheerleaders
Here are the Saints Cheerleaders...Who dis? Who Dat? Saints 31-Colts 17. Mardi Gras begins 1 week early in the Big Easy and if you are in New Orleans and can't get laid this week, give up now! ...Read More
Colts Cheerleaders
Here are the cheerleaders for Indy. Tell us that Peyton didn't want to do the Oreo Twist Off on some of these cookies...Two words...Freakin' Chaps... ...Read More
George Steinbrenner dead at 80
"The Boss" has passed away at the age of 80. Somewhere, up there, someone is getting fired today... ...Read More
Got Deftones?
New Deftones "Diamond Eyes" is available May 4th. Get all your Deftones info right here and share it on FB. Deftones will be on a "major event" this fall. Listen for details... ...Read More
Shake Weight
It's the Shake Weight. The revolutionary arm work out for woman. Kind of reminds you of "something", doesn't it? This is awesome! ...Read More
Barney Girl Gone Bad (HD)
We feel really dirty about this, but how could you not? It's a really good reason to watch IDOL. Erica was a Barney & Friends girl...then, she went BAD. We through in vid from Bikini Girl from last season just for some extra SPROING! After ya jump... ...Read More
Crotch Kitten
So are you having trouble gettin' the ladies? It's gonna take more than a popped collar, a chin strap and axe cologne. What you need is the "Crotch Kitten"! That's right! If you don't but the "Crotch Kitten" Billy Mays' coked up ghost will give ya junk punch! ...Read More
Soundgarden Reunites!
This is the baddest of the bad ass news for the new year! Confirmed on his Twitter account, Chris Cornell has confirmed that after 12 years, Soundgarden is back! Get all the info... ...Read More
New Years Resolution
So the new year is almost here and you're making your New Years Resolutions. If you've decided that you're going to get in shape this year, here's a little added motivation for you. If this girl doesn't inspire you, nothing will. ...Read More
99 Words for Boobs!
It's a brand new decade! And our resolution is to spend a lot of times with...99 words! ...Read More
Taylor Swift in a bikini!
Not much to say...Taylor Swift is wet and in a bikini...You're very welcome! ...Read More
Super Mario FAIL!
So you spent your vacation munching down Jalapeno Fritos and slapping around your Super Mario Brothers on Wii? Well, look what your Wii little brain just created! Super Mario complaint! Sometimes, ya gotta earn your coins! ...Read More
Avenged Sevenfold drummer dies at 28
Jimmy "The Rev" Sullivan found dead at age 28. This is yet another big loss for the music world this year. RIP. Horns Up! Read the official press release here. ...Read More
Happy Christmakwanzhuankzikazamm!
We don't care! The Muppets kicked ass. Check out Beaker, the Swedish Chef and Animal (our favorite; the Tommy Lee of Muppets) knocking out this holiday classic. EPIC FAIL commentary by Statler and Waldorf. ...Read More
95X Farting Elves
Just because it's Christmas, doesn't mean we don't care. We're committed to your holiday entertainment. So, here are the Farting Elves. You're Welcome. ...Read More
A Guys Xmas
This is how guys would celebrate Christmas. If only Santas helpers looked like this. Check it out. ...Read More
D*@K in a Box
It's THAT time of year again. The time to share with the one you love. Nothing says Merry Christmas better than a D*@K in a Box! ...Read More
Tiger, Tiger, Tiger
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports" the Tiger drama is fully unraveling. Tiger has made a statement that he "is sorry for his transgressions". Of course this is on the heels of his call to Ho #2; Jaimee Grubbs. More video here! ...Read More
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Bangin'
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports", we are now up to a triple bogey of cheating with Tiger. Not his fault! Tiger was surrounded by "Ninjas Ho's"-and you can check out Rachel, Jaimee and Kalika here. No matter what happens, it's all good being Woods! ...Read More
Dimebag Darrell
It was 5 years ago today that we lost one of THE GREATEST Guitar Players of all time. Horns up everybody as we salute Dimebag Darrell Abbott. When you head home tonight, have a black tooth grin for Dime. Check out some tribute videos. RIP Dime. ...Read More
PonyHole Drag!
While the NFL has all their "roughing the passer" B.S. going on...Women's soccer is alive and well with violence! This is the coolest PonyHole rough housing you'll see all day! Man...we likey women's soccer! ...Read More
Christopher Walken nails Lady Gaga!
Is there anything better than Christopher Walken being Christopher Walken? We think not. You'll see Christopher Walken nailing Lady GaGa and her disco stick after the jump! Walken rules! ...Read More
Bud Light Lime-In the Can!
It's Beer Week in the 'Cuse. Yay! Why See Bud Light Lime...they want to give it to you..."in the can". This may be the greatest commercial Bud Light has done to date. So do you think you can handle that? Listen to Shut Up Rock Mornings for Beer Week details and giveaways! ...Read More
NY vs. Philly: Douche vs. Douche
Ok, Game 6...No matter what side you're on, NY or Philly...They are equal sides of the douche! If you missed this on the Daily Show...click here and then spread the douchiness! NY and Philly the battle of the World Series of Douche has begun... ...Read More
TINY MULK SMASH!!!!!!
Yeah, Halloween is over. Did your kid drive you nuts bugging you for this years' costume? Check out this 5 year old mutant! No costume required! Just slap some green paint on him! Tiny MULK (midget Hulk) SMASH!!! Seriously, WTF??? ...Read More
Best Hottie Video EVAH!
Thank God for women like this...They make the world a better place! Sure, she can't really form a sentence and is rather daft, but trust us; what she lacks upstairs is totally made up in the downstairs. You're Welcome! ...Read More
Like a Boss!
So we heard Obama is saying that he is going after all the crooked bastards who stole our money with the "bailout". It is said that the scum are being held accountable for the squandering of our tax dollars. Bout time! Here's Andy Samberg-Lika Boss! ...Read More
Denise Richards-Gots Some FunBags!
It's Breast Cancer Awareness month. Trust us, we're aware! Big or small, save 'em all! Denise Richards is pushing her FunBags! She wants you to grab them before anyone else has a chance to! For more of Denise Richards and her FunBags click here! ...Read More
Andy Samberg-"I Threw It on the Ground"
Okay, SNL sucks most of time! But leave it to Andy Samberg to save it! If you haven't seen "I Threw It on the Gorund" check this out! "My dad's not a cell phone...DUH!" You'll be throwin on "the Ground" ...Read More
Nichole Eggert is "back"
Baywatch fans rejoice! Nichole Eggert is back! Sure, it's been a few years, but a good thing never really dies! Check out Nichole courtesy of Funny or Die! We'd still pin that thing! ...Read More
Derek Jeter...Jedi???
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports"...The Yankees are in the Post. Okay, bring on the Angels. By the way, Angels, there is a great disturbance in the Force. Jeter is a Jedi, well more like a Sith...Trained by Mace Windu. And yeah, he's in touch with the Dark Side...Sweet! ...Read More
Erin Andrew's Peephole Video!
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports" ESPN's Erin Andrews is in court with her leaked "peephole" video! The perv's name is Michael David Barrett and he's out on $4500.00 bond. S.A.S. managed to snag our own "peephole" video inspired by Erin! More Erin here! ...Read More
Hot, Drunk Lions Fans
Ok. Is there anything worse in the NFL than being a Detroit Lions fan? When you suck that bad and you live in De-toilet, there is only one thing you can do! Drink excessively! These two hotties did just that! Epic! By the way, language NSFW! ...Read More
Lingerie Football League-(HD)
Bored with football? The LFL is set to drop it like it's hot! Beginning this Friday Night Football like never before; late at night 12AM. You can score a season pass for $125.00. Not bad considering what you can see-all of it uncensored. Video after ya jump! ...Read More
The Bra ToolBox
Huh? Gentlemen we give you...The Bra ToolBox! Does it make sense? No! Is it practical? No! After you watch this video? We think not! Who are we to dampen creativity and invention? Coming soon to a Hardware Store near you! Jump it! ...Read More
HALO ODST Live Trailer (HD)
Ok. So if you are X-boxless, you need to get on this. How awesome is the new HALO 3 going to be? There are no words that can describe how awesome ODST will be. Check out the new live trailer here. Hell and Yes!!! ...Read More
ESPN the Magazine goes "Nekkid"
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports", ESPN the magazine is going head to head with the SI Swimsuit issue. In October, ESPN will be taking nude pics of athletes for their "issue". It is said to include Danica Patrick! Nekkid! Go Daddy! Here are some athletes we'd like to see... ...Read More
That's a Man, MAN!
As heard on Smart Ass Sports, check this out! This is Caster Semenya. "She" just dominated in the Women's 800 m race. Except for one thing, "she's got some Lady Gaga kickin' to hang "her" medal from. Check out the pics! That's a man, MAN! ...Read More
Bikini Cinema-Star Wars
Ok, there are a few things around here that we really love! Star Wars and Bikinis. 95X is a huge fan of both! So here, for the first time 95X presents: Star Wars Bikini Cinema! ...Read More
Shatner reads Palin Tweets!
In case you missed this, Sarah Palin has resigned as the Governor of Alaska (oh, that's maverick). Palin has vowed to "keep in touch" with her Nailin' Palin fans through tweets. Here are Sarah's tweets as read by William Shatner! Priceless! ...Read More
Plaxico Burress on Gun Safety!
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports", Plaxico Burress has been indicted for shooting himself in the leg in the middle of a Latin Night Club. "Aye Papi" Besides being a jackhole, Plax could find himself in jail for up to two years! Plaxico has been working on a "gun safety" PSA. ...Read More
Apollo 11-Real or Fake?
It's been 40 years since Apollo 11 and our victory over Russia by steppin' on the moon first. It's amazing we did more 40 years ago then we can do today. So here's all the video goodness! So watch! Did we go to the moon or not? Buzz Aldrin's five finger death punch says we did! ...Read More
Taco Bell Chihuahua Dead at 15!
Oye Vay! The "Yo Quiero" Taco Bell Chihuahua passed away at the age of 15. Gidget suffered a stroke. Gidget of course made us all crave Chalupas. In addition to Taco Bell, Gidget starred in "Legally Blonde". She will be missed! Raise your Chalupa today! Oye! ...Read More
Bra Tests on Roller Coasters
This may be the single greatest market test we have ever seen for a product! Seriously. Someone had to think of this and convince people it was a good idea. This is a bra test for some coasters in Texas. It is a very important study. Who cares? Hot girls test bras on coasters! ...Read More
NEW Alice In Chains
Check out the new tune "A Looking In View" off of AIC first new album in 14 years "Black Gives Way to Blue", due out September 29th! Click here to check it out. Listen to 95X for tour dates! ...Read More
Michael Jackson's Hair is on Fire!
Yeah, we know this Michael Jackson thing is WAY out of control; however this video is just insane! This is the undedited footage from Michael's Pepsi commerical. It's hard to watch-so of course we watched it! It explains a lot! Check out Michael's hair on fire footage! ...Read More
A Very Talented Hooter's Girl
Yeah, we know that Hooter's left the 'Cuse around three years ago! That sucked! We spent the majority of our paychecks there. But 95X remembers Hooter's! Here is why: The soon to be famous Hooter's Bar Stool Trick. Enjoy your wings! Perv! ...Read More
Danica Patrick-Sesual Tension! Go Daddy!
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports", Danica Patrick comes to the Glen this weekend with Andretti Green. Check new vid for Boost Mobile. We're not sure what to make of this. We may have to gouge our eyes out. Man Boobs! WHY Danica? ...Read More
Anna's Tennis Grunts
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports". Anna Kournikova got into a "girl fight" It must stem from an unusual phenomenon in female tennis known as "the grunts". Check out Anna's "grunt torch" A lotta Anna after ya jump! ...Read More
Billy Mays Last Interview
We are really distraught over the loss of Billy Mays. 95X was a huge fan of "Pitchmen". Not to mention we've spent half a fortune on "Mighty Puddy", "Awesome Auger" and "Quick Chop"! Billy vids after you jump! ...Read More
Hot bikini girl with a Potato Gun.
Ya know sometimes you find the weirdest stuff, but then you watch it anyway. Point in case: this video contains two of our favorite things. 1) Potato Guns 2) A hot girl named Jessica firing one in her underwear for no apparent reason. In other words 95X material. Check it out! ...Read More
Too Many on the Dance Floor!
Flight of the Conchords is the funniest show on tv (sorry Joe Buck). Anyway, if you have ever been out where the chick to D ratio is a little off balance, well this is kinda what it feels like. Watch this video than head out to the Square this weekend! Remember don't dork up the floor; create "some lady space". ...Read More
Farrah Fawcett dead at 62
We know everyone is upset about this Michael Jackson thing, but we really feel that the whole Farrah thing is really being glossed over. Farrah was sex symbol and pop icon beyond words! 7 million posters sold! Farrah bravely fought cancer and finally lost the battle. 95X remembers Farrah! ...Read More
Yankees-Marlins-Fisticuffs
This has to be one of the craziest things we've ever seen. We know that tempers can flare, especially when A-Rod has "fatigue from swimming in the Hudson", but c'mon. You get into a fight with your ten year old daughter watching and crying? Wow. Dad of the year! ...Read More
Simona Halep
As heard on "Smart Ass Sports", Romanian Simona Halep is about to have a breast reduction. The reason? They "inconvenience me. It's hard with them". Frown. Because 95X is committed to Simona and her "talents" (she's ranked 313 in the world)! Here's NEW video that will make you hope that she won't do it! ...Read More
Father's Day Song!
Father's Day is on the way. Believe it or not, your dad was once a D.I.L.F. (that's what your mom told us). Anyway, in tribute to father's everywhere, here's a fun ditty: "Dad, thanks for not pulling out". It's the reason that some of us are here. That and a PBR Beer! Cheers! ...Read More
Kendra Wilkinson's "Sports Pole"
As heard on Smart Ass Sports, former Playmate and Girls Next Store Kendra Wilkinson has unleashed her "Sports Pole" upon the world. Yes, we realize that this is a stripper pole, but don't tell Kendra that! She is on a mission of fitness or something! Here's juicy video. Advice...turn the volume down! Really! ...Read More
Hammer Pants
We found this WAY accidently while looking for Megan Fox videos on YouTube. This is a 95X guilty pleasure. Hammer Pants are back! Please, Hammer Don't Hurt Em! With juicy video after the jump! Trust us, you'll love this! Hamma Time! ...Read More
Puke In My Mouth!
By now we're sure that you've seen Andy Samberg's video for J**z In My Pants! It only took a little time to give a response to the shout out. This is the response "Puke In My Mouth". We love it when hot girls strike back. Show this to your lady friends, they'll love you for it! Ladies 1-Douche Bags 0. ...Read More
Jose Canseco-Ass Kicked!
You've heard about it. Now you see it for yourself. You hate him! We hate him! Jose Canseco finally gets what is coming to him; a serious beating. His name is Hong Man Choi. He is the "Drago" of South Korea. He is a 7'2" kickboxer. Watch gleefully as Jose gets popped like some bad backacne! ...Read More
SNL-The Lawerence Welk Show!
Saturday Night Live is actually funny again. If you missed Will Ferrell, this is what everyone is talking about! The Lawerence Welk show with the sensational Finger Lakes sisters! We dare you not laugh! Gotta love the bubbles! ...Read More
Budweiser-1970's Style
95X and Budweiser salute our troops! Remember that we get to enjoy these weekends because of them! If you don't cry while watching this, you have no stones! Summer '09 is here! Crack a cold one and lift it high for the troops! Salut! ...Read More
Maxim Hot 100
If you're having a bad day, let us help. Guys, it's time to introduce the Maxim Hot 100. Megan Fox came in a number 2. Check out who's number 1 and the rest of the Hot 100. Enjoy! ...Read More
Danica Patrick is NASCAR!
As heard on Smart Ass Sports; Danica Patrick is headed to NASCAR. After probing Danica about her entry, Danica will now be a part of JR Motorsports. This means a whole new generation of Go Daddy! creepers! Rubbin' IS racing boys. ...Read More
The Most Bizarre Commercial You'll See Today
Welcome to Red House Furniture. The pride of High Point, North Carolina. They are a furniture store that caters to and we quote both "black people" and "white people". Ahhh racial harmony. This is an actual commercial airing what we believe what may be late nights on Adult Swim. Really? Really! ...Read More
Green Day: 21st Century Breakdown
Green Day's long awaited "21st Century Breakdown" is in stores now. They hit Albany July 25th. Click here for details. ...Read More
Swine Flu PSA
Are you worried about Swine Flu? We WERE! Then they stopped calling it Swine Flu! We're still rubbin ourselves down with Purel and hiding in the 95X prize closet. Here are somePSAs from 1976; the first time we freaked out about Swine Flu. You meant the world didn't end then either? Wow! ...Read More
Carlie Christine
Meet Carlie Christine. She's a smoking hot cheerleading coach who just happens to be a Playboy Centerfold! Well, Ms. Christine is now unemployed because two douche bag cheerleaders didn't make the team, got pissed off and told the principle. What's wrong with the world? Pics here! ...Read More
Charles Barkley and Nirvana?
Check out this WAY uncomfortable SNL behind the scenes shoot for musical guest Nirvana and Charles Barkley? You can feel the tension. "Yeah, you little blonde elf-like man, I heard your song Rape Me; That's turrible. Turrible!" ...Read More
Light Saber Underwear Fight!
Ok, this is the coolest thing we have every seen! This is what George Lucas SHOULD'VE done years ago! Hot Girls, Lightsabers, Underwear-"You Must Unlearn What You Have Learned" Uhhh, watch this video, you will learn a lot! You're welcome! ...Read More
Pornstar Marilyn Chambers is Dead
Marilyn Chambers swallows for the last time and is dead at the age of 56. This is a porn icon who paved the way for...well other porn stars. In the true gift of irony, she was the face of Ivory Soap until Behind the Green Door came out. That's Crazy! We're just wondering who's next. These thing come in 3's ya know! ...Read More
Dan Maffei on Colbert!
Congressman Dan Maffei was on the Colbert Report's "Better Know a District". Classic. Maffei is a Star Trek nerd and dealt with "Evil Maffei" "Mirror Mirror" style-Cocaine, prositutes and shot guns a beer-"It gives me joy" Us too, Congressman, Us too- ...Read More
Harry Kalas dead at 73
One of the greatest voices to ever grace the game was silenced yesterday. Harry Kalas was found in the booth yeaterday by the Phillies Director of Broadcasting. Harry passed away a few hours later at the age of 73. Here's to you Harry the K. You will be missed. ...Read More
Baseball Juiced!
Wanna feel like a Major League Playa? Alrighty then choose your poison "the Canseco Cocktail" or maybe you wanna rub it out with "the Clear"? Whatever-Just cheat and get paid. Oh one thing-tunr the music down, cause it sucks! ...Read More
LFL- Lingerie Football League- Oh Yes!
Check out the LFL-Lingerie Football League. This is an actual football league! It's smoking hot girls wearing nothing but lingerie and football pads. There's 10 teams in the league. Season kicks off Sept 4th. ...Read More
1410 foot Par 3-You Won't Believe This!
Check “19th hole” at the Legends Golf & Safari Resort in South Africa. Oh, but did we mention it’s over 1/4 of a mile (1,410 feet) below the tee? And that you need a helicopter to get to the tee and back? Because that’s a pretty important detail. ...Read More
National Fart Hearings
Tired of the BS by all the Corporate and Wall Street greed? 95X gives you the National Fart Hearings-"He who smelt it, dealt it"! ...Read More
Pearl Jam "10-the Reissue"
Pearl Jam "10-The Reissue" will drop on March 24th. 95X will have copies for you to grab! Be listening Monday March 16th for the 95X secret Ten Code! ...Read More
7 Deadly Sins
St. Pat's Day is almost here! Get your drink on with 95X and Bud Light this St. Pat's! We have been mentally gearing up for this year's Green Machine and our St. Pat's Party at Quaker Steak & Lube on March 17th! This should get you there! Flogging Molly-"7 Deadly Sins" ...Read More
Devendorf Smash!
You feel the Orange Flu? Amazing game last night! Eugene Harvey picked the wrong white boy to shove. Here's the tasty vid- Devendorf lit it up! 'Cuse 89-Seton Hall Ass Pirates 74. Bring it UConn! Thanks to ESPN for the clip. ...Read More
Southwest Airlines New Plane
Check this out. Southwest Airlines has teamed up with Sports Illustrated to make a plane with model Bar Rafaeli on the side. She is SMOKING HOT! ...Read More
Interactive Hot Tub Girl
So you think got game? Well lay your skills down playa! Welcome to Interactive Hot Tub Girl. Don't Screw It Up! You're Welcome! ...Read More
Metallica GH Update!
Metallica Guitar Hero is in stores! This is game is so sick, you won't leave the house till 2010! Check out the coaches video featuring Bobby Knight! ...Read More
Flight 1549 Reconstruction with Audio
If any of you panty waists think that Captain Sully isn't the baddest of bad asses, you're about to be Sullied! There is a reason chicks are adding Captain Sully on their Facebook quicker than Obama can say "Hope". This is a reconstruction video from the crash in the Hudson (complete with geese avatars) . And the audio is that of Sully. We didn't have time to be scared. He is a true Jedi. ...Read More
Mel Gibson is "The Colonel"
Mel Gibson in his most demanding and memorable role to date! With "10 herbs and spices (the 11th are his tears)" Mel Gibson stars in "The Colonel". ...Read More
Syracuse "Welcomes" Georgetown
Somehow, Georgetown fans were seated in the the student section 302/304 over the weekend. And...SU students kinda gingerly sprinkled the heads of Hoyas fans with disposable plastic bottles. Here's the video from the game. Hoyas...We are sorry. Really. Sorry! Kinda! ...Read More
Jennifer Love Hewitt Does Push Ups!
Jay Leno got Jennifer Love Hewitt "on her knees" to do some pushups. We have nothing more to say! Click for "Ghost Whispering" goodness! FAP! ...Read More
Juaquin Phoenix Tripping Balls on Letterman
You've heard about it-See Dave at his finest! Juaquin could be headed for the Viper Room! ...Read More
Pissed at the economy? So is the Mayor of Lansing, Michigan! Nuclear!
So FOX news thought they would be cute and book Mayor Virg Bernero of Lansing, Michigan and ask him about "the Big Three". Don't ever piss off a guy whose dad sweat it out in the UAW! Watch Virg stick the verbal banana in FOX's tailpipe! ...Read More
Hot Comic Chicks
Here are some pic's from last weekends Comic Con Convention in NYC. Apparently, it's not just for comic nerds. Check out these pic's of Hot Girls dressed as their favorite comic book characters. Enjoy! ...Read More
Beer Vending Machine
This is the greatest invention EVAH! You put money in the slot; you get an ice-cold frosty beer! You pour it yourself! "I want to go there" ...Read More
In the end, A-Roid Takes it in the Butt
So ya know that guy A-Fraud? Turns out he sucked on the Canseco Cocktail; which would make Jose, HONEST. Here is the pathetic story... ...Read More
Holy BOOBS!
Say hello to Sheyla Hershey, the proud owner of The Worlds Largest Boobs! Believe it or not, those bad boys are 38KKK (Yes, that Is a bra size). Check out her boobalicous website. ...Read More
Internship 30 Rock Style
95X is looking for Summer Interns. We need as many as possible. This video is an example of the tenacity and skills that we are looking for. If you fit this description, please get to James Street yesterday. We'll just by pass that HR thing...Uhhhh. Huh? You're hired. ...Read More
Banned PETA Ad
NBC has banned PETA's ad saying it was too sexually explicit. Because we support hot chicks licking a pumpkin, you may see it here! Yeah, we know PETA is crazy, but they are all freak-a-leeks. Click here for the juicy goodness. Pumpkin jokes go ahead! ...Read More
Greatest Kazoo Player Ever!
This Chick is the Greatest Kazoo Player of ALL TIME!! She'll make you fall in love with the Kazoo while she performs a tribute to our Great Country. Enjoy! ...Read More
Love the Black n Gold? Click Here
Check out these 'Burgh fans from Harmony, PA. They are all 12 and under. Great stuff. Kurt Warner still praying to the Almighty that someone will write an Arizona fight song. Right! ...Read More
Worst Song EVER!!
This is the worst song of ALL TIME, but I guarantee you'll be singing it ALL DAY! Sorry. It's Leonard Nimoy (Yeah, that's right, Mr. Spock) singing the Ballad of Bilbo Baggins (He was one of the hobbit's from Lord of the Rings). This could possibly be the worst video of all time too, but it's pretty funny! ...Read More
A Meal TO DIE FOR!
This is AWESOME! This places serves an 8,000 calorie burger called the Quadruple Bypass and check out the HOT ASS SEXY NURSES! That's right, the waitresses are dressed as SEXY NURSES! ...Read More
The New Laura Croft
Can it be true? The New Laura Croft is here! The new Laura Croft is here! Apparently, there is a new Boob, er Tomb Raider game coming your way. This is the muse...Her name is Allison Carroll. Respect! We bet you wish you would've hung out with the computer nerds now...Don't cha? They get to STUDY her every move...Tomb Raider, go ahead... ...Read More
We're Not Sure, But Folger's May Contain LSD!
This is an actual Folger's video for "Happy Morning". There is no way that the marketing department at Folger's wasn't chomping on peyote buttons or dropping X. For the love of God, if these people show up at Shut Up and Rock Mornings, we will Devendorf every last one. Every last one! And no, that's not Obama! ...Read More
Katrina Darrell- A.K.A. Bikini Girl!
It's Katrina from American Idol, you know, the Bikini Girl. Check out HOTT pictures of her and some video of Tuesday's show (admit it, you watch American Idol). This girl's got our vote! Man...she is giving us a huge "Simon"... ...Read More
Jonny Flynn's Nastay Dunk!
Are you ready for the Big East? Of course you are! Click here for Jonny Flynn's nastiest cross-over and the sickest dunk you'll see all year. Check Jonny's face..."Wha Wha Bitch?" NBA draft please! ...Read More
International House of LSD
What the hell is going on with these places? That wasn't the fresh n fruity that kid was eating? That was Timothy Leary "sparkleberry". Where is Wavy Gravy? This was shot in 1969. 95X is scared for an entire generation. Huh? ...Read More
Jennifer Aniston Pic's
Guys, new pictures of Jennifer Aniston that you are NOT gonna wanna miss! Your Welcome! Click here to check them out. ...Read More
Calling Planet Douche! Check out Douche Vader
See this guy? Yeah, he is a douche. This video was captured at an REO Speedwagon show over the summer. Clearly, this man's AMINAL can not be contained. You can feel panties melting. Please observe this the quickest way to douchebaggery. ...Read More
It's Ball Buster!
Remember this game? How times have changed. Don't think this game would go over too well today, for a couple of reasons... ...Read More
Metallica Guitar Hero
Is it too good to be true? Metallica Guitar Hero hits stores in the first part of '09. Here is a preview. Can you feel your ears bleeding? ...Read More
Worst Movie Ever!!
Have you heard of the movie Delgo? Probably not. The animated movie opened this weekend and only took in $511,920 on 2,160 screens nationwide! That makes it the BIGGEST BOX OFFICE BOMB EVER! If you do the math, it works out to 2 PEOPLE PER SHOWING! Check out the trailer. ...Read More
Cleveland State's 70 Foot Shot
So Cleveland State apparently has God on their side. The Viking's gave the Orange a 70 foot Cleveland State Shocker! Check out Cedric Jackson's (Mr. Jackson if you're Nastay) shot. Even LeBron James is saying "Daammmmmnnnnn". If you're gonna lose, lose big...Cleveland State 72. Syracuse-a kinky 69. ...Read More
Metallica & Zombies = Braaiiins
Metallica remakes "Thriller" video with Soviet war zombies, which is infinitely more pleasant than having to watch balding middle-aged men sadly clenching their teeth and making devil horns with their hands. The video will "blow your doors off" ...Read More
Slash Converts Music Video for "By the Sword" to 3D
The music video for Slash's"By the Sword," featuring Wolfmother's Andrew Stockdale on vocals, has been fully converted to 3D. The video will first be revealed at the 3D Entertainment and Technology Festival ...Read More
Tribute for John Bonham to Feature Drummers from Guns N' Roses, Jane's Addiction, Black Sabbath & More
In honor of the 30th anniversary of the death of Led Zeppelin drummer John Bonham, a tribute show is being held ...Read More
Charges Dropped in Travolta Bahamas Extortion Case
A judge in the Bahamas has dismissed charges against two people accused of trying to extort money from John Travolta after the actor informed the court he no longer wanted to go forward with the case. ...Read More
Weezer Frontman Would Really Love to Work with Brian Wilson
Weezer singer Rivers Cuomo has collaborated with everyone from Ryan Adams to Lil' Wayne. However, in a recent interview with Canada's QMI Agency, he revealed that he would really love to work with Brian Wilson ...Read More
Vampire Weekend Frontman Covering Paul Simon for Soundtrack
Vampire Weekend frontman Ezra Koenig has reportedly recorded a cover of Paul Simon's "Papa Hobo" along with Van Dyke Parks and Fruit Bats' Eric Johnson ...Read More
P.O.D., Alien Ant Farm Playing Benefit Concert for Murder Victim on September 18th
A benefit concert is being held on Saturday, September 18th in Moreno Valley, California for 17-year-old murder victim Norma Lopez. Alien Ant Farm and P.O.D. have signed on ...Read More
The Airborne Toxic Event Releasing Concert Film September 28th
The Airborne Toxic Event will release a documentary/concert film on DVD called All I Ever Wanted: Live from Walt Disney Concert Hall on September 28th ...Read More
Jack White Writes Theme Song for Elvira's Movie Macabre
If you were a fan of B-horror films in the early 80s, you probably remember the TV show Elvira's Movie Macabre, which featured actress Cassandra Peterson as the mistress of the dark, Elvira ...Read More
Duff McKagan No Longer With Jane’s Addiction
Just five months after joining the ranks of Jane's Addiction, Duff McKagan has parted ways with the band ...Read More
Phish Fans Donate One Million Dollars to Charity
Two organizations that were founded and are operated by fans of Phish have raised and distributed one million dollars for charity ...Read More
Mel Gibson's Ex Wants More Child Support
Mel Gibson's ex-girlfriend wants to make him pay. TMZ.com reports Oksana Grigorieva has asked a judge to boost the amount of child support. ...Read More
36 Crazyfists Announce First-Ever Headlining Tour
In support of their newest album, Collisions and Castaways, 36 Crazyfists have announced their first-ever headlining tour ...Read More
David Letterman Blackmailer Released Early from Jail
Former TV producer Robert "Joe" Halderman, who tried to extort $2 million from David Letterman, was released from the jail at Rikers Island in New York City on Thursday. ...Read More
Scott Weiland Prepping a Christmas Album
It may only be September, but to Scott Weiland, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. The Stone Temple Pilots frontman recently said in an interview ...Read More
Reports say that Lindsay Lohan Hit a Baby Stroller with her Car. Did she?
Reports from Radar Online say that Lindsay Lohan is in hot water again and hit a baby stroller with her Maseratti. ...Read More
Alter Bridge Releasing New Album, AB III, on October 8th
Alter Bridge are releasing their new album, AB III, on October 8th. Having recently signed with Roadrunner Records, the band just ...Read More
Disturbed on Track for Fourth #1 Album with Asylum
Disturbed's newest album, Asylum, is predicted to be next week's number-one album on the Billboard charts. According to Billboard.biz ...Read More
New Linkin Park Single, "Wretches and Kings," Streams Online
Linkin Park's forthcoming album, A Thousand Suns, has already spawned one single, "The Catalyst." But now, a new single, "Wretches and Kings," is currently streaming ...Read More
Machete and Going the Distance Open This Weekend
The summer movie season ends this Labor Day weekend with three wide releases, one of which premiered on Wednesday: George Clooney's The American. ...Read More
Kings of Leon Reveal New Single, "Radioactive," Tracklisting for Come Around Sundown
Kings Of Leon have revealed their first single from their forthcoming album, Come Around Sundown, will be the song "Radioactive." It'll be released on September 13th following the release of the music video ...Read More
TBS Taps Kid Rock Tune for Baseball Coverage Theme Song
Kid Rock's upcoming album Born Free is getting a major boost from Major League Baseball. The Detroit Free Press reports that the album's title track ...Read More
Guns N' Roses Shows Up Late, Then Walk Off Stage at Dublin Concert
A Guns N' Roses concert at the O2 arena in Dublin, Ireland last Tuesday was a disaster even before the band stepped on stage ...Read More
Rock Music All Over This Week's Billboard Charts
Even though no rock albums cracked the top five of this week's Billboard charts, many of them are still showing strong sales. ...Read More
Flyleaf to Kick Off Second Leg of North American Tour September 10th
Flyleaf are kicking off the second leg of their Unite & Fight tour on September 10th in Philadelphia and will end it on October 24th in Farmington, New Mexico ...Read More
Leona Lewis, U2's The Edge, Green Day's Billie Joe Added to Stand Up to Cancer 2
Stand Up to Cancer 2, the all-star, all-network benefit that will air on September 10th, has added more big names to its lineup. ...Read More
Coldplay's Chris Martin Helps Apple Launch New Products
The terrific sales of Coldplay's album Viva La Vida or Death and All His Friends were no doubt helped by the fact that the album's title track was used in an iPod ad -- and on Wednesday, it was time for payback ...Read More
Unwritten Law Wants Fans to Create Cover Art for New Album, Swan
Unwritten Law are reaching out to their fans, asking them to design the cover art for their forthcoming album, Swan ...Read More
Conan O'Brien's Talk Show Will Be Titled Conan
Conan O'Brien has come up with a simple name for his new talk show on TBS. He posted a two-minute video on YouTube Wednesday to announce that his program will be titled Conan. ...Read More
Rain Shortens Arcade Fire Performance in France
Arcade Fire's headlining set at the Rock En Seine Festival in France was cut short on Sunday due to a rain storm that saturated all the equipment on stage. ...Read More
Underoath Releasing New Album, Ø (Disambiguation), on November 9th
Underoath's fifth studio album, Ø (Disambiguation), will be released on November 9th ...Read More
George Clooney's The American Opens Nationwide
George Clooney is an American who often hangs out at his Italian villa, so in one respect, his latest film role isn't much of a stretch. Clooney plays the ...Read More
Green Day Releasing Live Album; Play New Song, "Cigarettes and Valentines"
At a Green Day concert in Denver, Colorado on August 28th, singer Billie Joe Armstrong notified the crowd that the show was being recorded for a live album ...Read More
Trent Reznor & Atticus Ross Post New Song from The Social Network Film Score
Director David Fincher's new movie, The Social Network, which is about the creation of Facebook, features a score written and performed by Trent Reznor and ...Read More
Switchfoot Launching Fall Tour on October 1st
Switchfoot will kick off a short North American tour beginning October 1st in Lynchburg, Virginia, ending on October 29th in Avila Beach, California ...Read More
Radiohead Provides Audio for Fan-Made Concert Film; Download Film for Free Online
It's not often than a band likes a pirated concert recording so much, they endorse it, but that's apparently what Radiohead is doing. ...Read More
Travis Frontman Streaming "Fly in the Ointment" Featuring Paul McCartney on Bass
Travis frontman Fran Healy is getting ready to release his debut solo album, Wreckorder, on October 5th and is building up hype by streaming a song that features Paul McCartney on bass ...Read More
Linkin Park to Perform "The Catalyst" at the VMAs
Linkin Park will perform their new single, "The Catalyst," from their forthcoming album, A Thousand Suns, at the upcoming MTV Video Music Awards ...Read More
Slipknot DJ Sid Wilson Readying Solo Album
Slipknot's DJ Sid Wilson is stepping out from behind the ones and twos, taking off his mask and making his way to the microphone as the frontman of his own band ...Read More
OK Go Launching Fall North American Tour, Remix Contest
OK Go will kick off a North American tour starting October 3rd in Pomona, California, scheduled to last through November 19th in Santa Barbara, California ...Read More
Jane's Addiction Playing Tony Hawk Benefit Show October 17th
Skateboarding icon Tony Hawk is holding a benefit show in Los Angeles on October 17th, and Jane's Addiction will be performing ...Read More
Papa Roach Want Fans to "Break" Greatest Hits Album, Buy New Album, Time for Annihilation
Papa Roach's new album, Time for Annihilation, is in stores this week and can probably be found right next to their greatest hits album, which was just released back in June by their former label ...Read More
Axl Rose Declares "War" on Leeds Festival Organizers After Guns N' Roses Set Is Cut Short
Axl Rose is crying foul after he says promoters of the Leeds Festival in the UK cut the Guns N' Roses set short -- even though the band arrived a half-hour late for their set ...Read More
Slash Files for Divorce
TMZ.com is reporting that Slash has filed for divorce from his wife of nine years, Perla Ferrar. The guitarist, who was born Saul Hudson, has two children with Ferrar, aged six and eight ...Read More
Disturbed, Papa Roach Lead New Rock Releases This Week
New albums from Disturbed and Papa Roach lead new rock releases this week -- namely, Asylum and Time for Annihilation, respectively. Asylum is Disturbed's fifth studio album ...Read More
Bruce Springsteen, Steve Perry Helped Make Jimmy Fallon's Emmy Opener a Hit
Jimmy Fallon's opening number on the Emmys -- a performance of Bruce Springsteen's "Born to Run" featuring the kids from Glee, plus Tina Fey, Jorge Garcia ...Read More
Kid Rock Releasing New Album, Born Free, November 16th
Kid Rock has confirmed that he'll release his eighth studio album, Born Free, on November 16th. The first single, which is the title track, arrives on September 14th. ...Read More
Iggy Pop, Sonic Youth to Headline 3rd Annual ATP Festival in New York
The London organization All Tomorrow's Parties are throwing their third annual ATP New York Festival in Monticello, NY from September 3rd-5th ...Read More
Ten-Year-Old Japanese Guitar Prodigy Rocks "Crazy Train" On Stage with Ozzy Osbourne
At the Ozzfest stop in Hartford, Connecticut on August 21st, Ozzy Osbourne brought a special guest onstage to help him with the song "Crazy Train." Ten-year-old Yuto Miyazawa, a Japanese guitar prodigy ...Read More
Soundgarden Bassist Shepherd Denies He Was Homeless Before Band Reunited
If you read the interview with all the members of Soundgarden in the newest issue of Spin magazine, you might get the impression that bassist Ben Shepherd was homeless before reuniting with the band ...Read More
First Bassist, Now Aerosmith Guitarist Confirms Steven Tyler Is an American Idol Judge
First, Aerosmith bass player Tom Hamilton told a reporter that singer Steven Tyler had definitely signed on to be a judge on American Idol. Now, Aerosmith guitarist Joe Perry is saying the same thing ...Read More
Chris Daughtry's Version of Def Leppard's "Photograph" with Santana Appears Online
On Carlos Santana's forthcoming album, Guitar Heaven, he performs his version of Def Leppard's "Photograph" with Chris Daughtry on lead vocals. ...Read More
Fresh Faces Liven Up 62nd Annual Emmy Awards
The Emmys are often criticized for recognizing the same few shows and actors over and over again, but nobody could complain about that after Sunday night's telecast of the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards ...Read More
Backstage at the Emmy Awards
The 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were announced last night at the Nokia Theatre LA live in downtown Los Angeles. After delivering their acceptance speeches, the winners came backstage to talk to the press ...Read More
Stars Hit the Red Carpet at the Emmys
The 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards were held in Los Angeles Sunday night, with some of the hottest celebrities coming out to celebrated the biggest night in television. As usual, many of the night's guests and nominees were in top form as they made their way down the red carpet. ...Read More
Slash Says Velvet Revolver Getting Together in October to Audition Singers
Velvet Revolver fans, take heart -- the band isn't done yet. At last week's House of Blues event in Los Angeles honoring Slash, the guitarist said that the band ...Read More
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